Desperate.

Stupid.

Lowly.

Whatever anyone might have said, the aforementioned adjectives should NOT be affixed before my name or any pronoun referring to me unless:

- There is proper punctuation in between

- It is said in jest/good humour

- You strongly believe I would forgive you for doing so

 Why?

Well, because Neha S.Singh does NOT like it. Also, she does NOT want to like it. And also, she will not tolerate it.

Again, Why?

Because she isn't all that.'

Note: In case you nodded your head when your lines of vision coincided on the third condition, it will take a LONG period of time.